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otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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turian-tsuntsun:

old ships you forgot you loved that come back and just punch you right in the face

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MASSIVE GIVEAWAY

iexl:

dis dick

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

fartgallery:

i drink lots of milk to make my bones better so when i die ill be a hot skeleton and get all the skeleton babes

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

chromeofficial:

college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com

college: ur in

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

maxiimof:

whenever i see a character i dont like being shipped with my favourite character

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lordoftheswag:

did you just say the n word?

white person:

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matty9889:

How I dance in front of people:

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How I dance by myself:

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heysammy:

supernatural season 10

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